What if this were true...


Prediction for 2035:  Jefferson County, Colorado lame duck Sheriff John "Stonewall" Stone will issue a statement that "one or two" of his officers "may" have been at the scene of the Columbine High School shooting in 1999 and not across town helping thwart an invasion of space slugs from Alpha Centuri.  Speaking through a sugar donut, Sheriff Stone said "Mwwefflef pfwaffstaff spuffista.  Kallwdff pffstsffs mummffafsl afwfwuffel!"

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